While thumbing through a SkyMall on my flight to Denver, I couldn’t help but share with you some of the more entertaining products. Enjoy.
I need to listen to NPR right now! IT’S AN EMERGENCY!!!
This one was for a shed that you can build inside your car.
"Perfect for dying on top of!"
For the man who’s job is such a joke that he can play golf in his office and have his wife come get drunk while he’s at it.
"Encourage your pet’s poor training!"
Will it work for windows that aren’t completely covered in a thick layer of sheetrock dust?
'…why Ethiopia? Well, I had to go somewhere where people wouldn't realize how hilarious my last name is.”
A new way to gloat about your family’s disposable income!
For homes that are full of mosquitos?
"Also works as a hysterical grave stone!"
Just be really careful not to set it to “CRUSH EVERY BONE IN BODY”
'…also doubles as intergalactic fighter pilot helmet.”
So, a bracelet?
"Wake up assuming you suffered a terrible neck injury in your sleep!"
I’m not sure there are 2,250 CD’s left in the world.
No specific allegiances here - just kind of celebrating the idea of college sports.
Is there such a thing as an automatic typewriter?
Really trying their damndest not to say “hearing aid”.
"Also great for publicly disembowelments!"
Wow, Willem Dafoe is taking any work that comes his way.
This one was for a red ball multiplier.
For the entire Earth!?!? Nooo!!!
"Perfect for watching ‘The Cove’!"
Pretty nice until you go to turn the thing off and get pummeled with water.
You tell IT when to wake up!
Disobey me again and I will send you to southern Argentina.
Very curious as to how they ship the fully planted garden bed.
All jokes aside, my X-Wing needs a tune up so I might actually pick this up.